Unopened letters to God, starting bid; $500

Just having finished reading this article at the Yahoo! news site, I don't really know what is more sad, the fact that many of these people actually wrote letters an earnest plea for divine assistance, that they were thrown into the coean near Atlantic City, or that the guy who found them is trying to sell them on eBay. He sounded nice and moral until the end of the article.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/unanswered_prayers

Kelly Clarkson vs. Metal Skool

I don't know who Metal Skool is but they have just taken a major step forward in my vaulted opinion. Kelly Clarkson is completely blotto in this video and I think all should witness it.

She really wants to get "edgy".

And by edgy, I mean she wants to bone that dude Satchel, who's wearing the headband and fake hair.

http://us.video.aol.com/video.index.adp?mode=1&pmmsid=1704499